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I haven't been able to get on here to write in quite a while, because I've been thin on time.  However, I'd like to rant about something that I notice ALL THE FUCKING TIME:
     People "sagging" their pants.  It's not cool.  YOU may think it looks good, but guess what?  Most of the people you're trying to impress talk about you behind your back, and they're not saying anything polite.  Mostly, they're saying (and I actually would NOT give any credence to this if I hadn't heard it frequently) that you look ridiculous.  There are places in the world in which people wear more clothing than you in one-hundred and thirty degree heat, and NOT because they HAVE to (which is debatable in some places, but that's a different topic entirely; in other words, don't latch on to that to change the subject).  They don't do it because they're uncultured, they do it because they ARE cultured.  More to the point, they look far more incredibly fucking amazing (and I'm aware that the previous italicized text was a grammar snafu, thanks; in fact, this entire entry is a grammar snafu, but let's not forget that I don't care) than you could ever DREAM of looking with your belt loops clinging to your bollocks.  Just because you have the freedom to limp down the street like a decrepit yak after an electroshock therapy session with your masculine Hello Kitty underwear spilling over your waist band like a tidal wave of That's-Right-Baby-I-ALWAYS-come-on-this-strong to make up for the fact that your nickname amongst the people whom you care for the most is Minute Man Dan, does not mean that you SHOULD DO SO.  Perhaps if someone were to dash up to you in a crowded public venue, pantz you, then proceed to dance around you and sing "Pants On The Ground" whilst streaming your self-induced humiliation in all its splendid hilarity to YouTube, it might cause you to consider actually WEARING your clothes.

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:iconxcrimsonwolf:
xCrimsonWolf Jan 26, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Just thought I'd stalk you a bit. I miss talking to you! FUCKING SERIOUSLY. I actually got entertainment out of our conversations. That's extremely rare o_o...for me.. ANYWAY. I vote we find better means of contact, dammit!
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:icongentleman-status:
Why, you wanna text me? lmao  You can if you want, just send me a note and let me know. xD
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Thunderchin Sep 28, 2013   General Artist
I see you've visited my profile lately. :) May I ask what interested you about it? :?
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:icongentleman-status:
I was actually beginning to read your "Another M" series. ^_^ But I've been so busy that I haven't been able to go back, ye. -_-;;
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Shewroteinblue Jun 20, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Thank you for the favorites :3
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:icongentleman-status:
You're quite welcome. ^_^
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Shewroteinblue Jun 21, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
:dance:
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TheLimeTangerine Jun 12, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks for the :+fav:! :wave:
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:icongentleman-status:
You're welcome! Cute kitty! ^_^
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SalamandersAnonymous Feb 9, 2013  Student General Artist
It's been entirely too long since I've talked to you, sir! I'm not on here often enough anymore, but I have a few other sites that I'm on all the time if you want links or anything. Hope to hear from you soon! :hug:
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